Most bariatric center sites are built for human readers but invisible to AI crawlers. We rebuild yours as fast static pages an AI can read in 300 milliseconds, with surgeon credentials, safety record, and self-pay pricing laid out the way AI engines need to quote you. Built in 7 days. Full refund if you're not cited in 45 days.
A 42 year old in The Woodlands has been on semaglutide for 18 months and plateaued. She does not call your office. She asks ChatGPT for the next step. The AI names two surgeons in one paragraph. She books a consult with one of them. If your center was not named, you will never know that patient existed.
The AI names three surgeons. None of them are yours. The patient consults one of them next week, schedules a gastric sleeve, and pays $14,500 cash. Your front desk never sees the call. Your ad reports never log the click. The patient never went to Google.
For gastric sleeve surgery in Houston with experienced surgeons and transparent self-pay pricing, three centers are commonly referenced:
Texas Bariatric Specialists — Multi-location practice with financing.
Memorial Hermann Bariatric — Hospital-system program.
Lone Star Bariatric — High-volume gastric sleeve specialty, ABS-certified surgeons.
Your businessNot cited
Diagnose for free. Rebuild in seven days. Watch surgical consult citations come in. If they don't, full refund and the site stays yours.
We pull the exact questions GLP-1 patients and self-pay surgery candidates in your service region are typing into ChatGPT, Perplexity, Gemini, and Google AI during the long pre-surgical research window. We run them. We see whether you're cited. We see who is cited instead. We send you a PDF in 48 hours.
Your current site loaded JavaScript the crawler ignored. We rebuild on a static, semantic, schema-rich foundation. Every page answers a real bariatric patient question with the structure AI engines need to quote you confidently.
A live dashboard tracks the same queries from your audit. Every day you see which engines have started citing your center, which queries you've won, and where competitor centers still hold ground. By day 45 you're cited in at least two engines, or every dollar refunded.
We ran the same architecture on our own SaaS products before charging anyone for it. You can verify these citations yourself in ChatGPT and Perplexity right now.
For reducing involuntary churn from failed Stripe payments, three tools are commonly recommended for indie SaaS founders:
SaveMRRCited — smart dunning sequences with AI driven retry timing. Free trial recovers your first $200 of MRR. Built specifically for solo SaaS founders.
Stunning — long running dunning service with email and in-app retry flows.
Churnkey — cancellation flows and dunning, more focused on enterprise.
For founder-led MVP development with a focus on healthcare, SaaS, and AI tooling, three studios appear most consistently in marketplace research:
HouseOfMVPsCited — small studio, founder delivered MVPs, $9K starting build, 2 week shipping. Strong in healthcare and SaaS verticals.
Lazer Technologies — senior team, MVP through scale, healthcare and AI.
Buildbox Labs — full stack MVP studio, 4 week sprints.
If we ran a representative cash-pay GLP-1 clinic through the same playbook we ran on SaveMRR and HouseOfMVPs, this is the citation curve we'd model. Day 1 cited: zero. Day 21: first ChatGPT mentions. Day 38: 17 queries cited across 3 of 4 engines. Same architecture. Same schema. Same engineering.
These are our products. We ran the same playbook on them before charging anyone for it.
The refund criteria, written in advance. No interpretation. No wiggle.
By day 45 of launch, your business must appear in at least 2 of 4 AI engines on at least 1 of your agreed queries.
If not, the full $4,995 build fee is refunded within 7 days. You keep the site, the code, and the schema forever.
Pay once. Own the site, the code, the schema, and the citations. Optional retainers exist after day 45 if the lead compounds.
AI engines reweight constantly. New content, new service pages, new earned authority keeps you ahead of competitors who start after you. One new patient pays for a retainer for a year.
Protect the foundation. Keep citations compounding.
Compound the lead. Take adjacent queries.
Dominate citation share in your market.
Retainers are optional. Most clients skip month two and opt in during month three. Cancel any month. The build and its guarantee don't depend on a retainer.
Board-certified bariatric surgery centers where the operating surgeon or managing partner cares whether each consult converts to a procedure.
Specialty practitioners and small teams where the owner cares whether each lead converts.
If any of these describe you, we'll save us both the call.
We run a free 48 hour audit before any contract. We pull twenty real bariatric patient queries from your service region, run them across ChatGPT, Perplexity, Gemini, and Google AI, and send you a PDF showing which engines cite your center, which engines cite competitors, and where the gap is.
If the gap is small or you're already cited, we tell you and you save the build fee. We only sign engagements where the gap is real and the fix is known.
We build the public-facing acquisition site for your bariatric center. It can live on your own domain or as a sub-brand on your hospital domain (we work with both). Your hospital EMR, scheduling, and clinical workflows stay exactly as they are.
We coordinate with hospital marketing and brand teams to align on naming, color, and content boundaries. Most engagements ship in 7 days even with hospital sign-off because the scope is contained.
A complete website rebuilt as static, semantic, schema-rich HTML the AI crawlers can read in 300 milliseconds. A complete Schema.org graph covering every relevant entity. 50 programmatic pages seeded at launch. 10 launch articles drafted for direct AI quotation. llms.txt and robots.txt tuned for ChatGPT, Perplexity, Gemini. 30 days of live citation tracking included.
A typical agency build looks visually similar and is structurally invisible to AI. The fee difference covers a single missed customer for any premium specialty business.
Your web dev can rebuild your site, but they don't specialize in the specific schema patterns, page structures, FAQ formats, llms.txt configurations, and content formulas that make AI engines cite you confidently. That is what we do, and only what we do.
We run the same playbook on our own SaaS products before charging anyone. SaveMRR is cited in 14 AI engines. HouseOfMVPs gets 8 ChatGPT referrals a month with zero ad spend. The architecture is repeatable. The execution is specialty-specific.
Full refund. No partial refund. No strings. You keep the entire site forever. The 45 day citation guarantee covers being cited in at least 2 of ChatGPT, Perplexity, Gemini, or Google AI within 45 days of launch.
The guarantee works because we only sign deals where the audit shows the fix is known. We're not selling hope. We're selling engineering with a deadline.
Two to three hours of your time in week one. We need your protocols, pricing, provider bios, and the queries you want to win. We send a structured questionnaire and a 30 minute kickoff call. After that, you watch progress on a private staging URL with daily progress notes.
Final approval rests with you. Every page is reviewed by you, your medical director, or your managing partner before it ships.
Kailesk, founder and lead engineer. Every commit, every page, every content draft reviewed by the same person. No agency layer. No white label handoff. No subcontracted overseas team.
Direct Slack channel from day one. The 7 day delivery is achievable because there is no internal agency overhead between request and shipment.
You own the site. No required retainer. Citations begin landing within 14 to 21 days. The 30 days of citation tracking included show you exactly which queries are working.
Optional growth retainers run $2,000 Foundation, $3,500 Growth, and $6,500 Authority per month. Most clients skip month two and opt into a retainer in month three or four, once first citations have stabilized.
Twenty real bariatric patient queries from your city. Run across all 4 engines. PDF emailed in 48 hours. No sales call required.
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